if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse? One of them has someone to mourn them.
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
An orphan saw A tornado and he thought he saw his mom but then he realized it was a corpse and said hi Dad
Why do we call it dead bodies? Nobody says alive bodies! like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG ITS FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones tho." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on husband, help me with the bodies." If its a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
