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if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
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Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
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Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
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What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
