Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What game do zombies 🧟‍♀️ like to play?
Corpse and Robbers
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
Corpses aren’t funny- they’re dead serious
How are corpses like pools? Once you get in, it’s in it’s only cold for like a minute
They asked me to speak at this funeral, and I said “Of corpse”!
can I pin your corpse to a tree
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
