You jokes

What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?

At least you don’t die when you shower.

One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"

What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-

Grand Theft Otter!

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Do you need an ark?

Because I Noah guy!

You are all going to be pun-ished!

You want to hear a 9/11 joke?

I bet they did too!

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?

A baked potato.

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

How do you lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

Roses are red, I wish you were dead.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?

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