You jokes
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men. That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What do you call a Mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
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What do you call a terrorist attack in Iraq? A selfie!
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.