You jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
"Sum ting wong."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it will sound like you're saying "orange."
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"