Pewdiepie: I am the best youtuber ever!
T series: go away you f!*%$£
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MAN A: ''is google male or female''?
MAN B: ''female because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion''.
teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.
students: ''meat''.
teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?
students: ''bacon''.
teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?
one of the students: ''homework''!
shout out to johnny4488 for commenting on my last post!!!
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom