What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
Beakless Woodpecker
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got this bird, right? A woodpecker. Usually, it pecks wood with its beak. But if it ain't got no beak, it's just bangin' its head. Like you trying to figure out taxes, probably. Get it? Headbanger! Sheesh.