Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
I like penguins
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
