Cheetah Jokes

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!

I like penguins

A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: Nice to eat you.