Cheetah jokes
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
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All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
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Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?
He was a cheetah.