Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

I like penguins

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?

Because he cheated at everything

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: Nice to eat you.

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!