Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?
He became spotless!!!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
I like penguins
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
