Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

Cheetah cheetah!