Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
I like penguins
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
I’m a cheetah, I cheet duh?
Why can’t the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted
What food does a Cheetah eat? Cheetos!