Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.