Play
Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted
Eating
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Puns
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Zoo
Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
Race
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Lie
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Animal
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Dollar
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Puns
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
Gambling
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Penguin
I like penguins
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School
why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
he was a cheetah
Test
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
Eating
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
Eating
Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything
Lion
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Win
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
Difference
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
A: Knead for Speed.
Q: Why is Santa good at karate?
A: He has a black belt.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Let’s stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Let’s stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?
A: The glitterbug.
Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
A: Because they always make-up
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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?
A: In their flowerbed
Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
A: She was a flip-flop
Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
A: A t-shirt
Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?
A: A rainbow
Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
A: The Dish-co
Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?
A: Knight time.
Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
A: A bun.
Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
A: Hip hop.
Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
A: Shop ‘til they hop.
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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
A: She nailed it.
Q: What is corn’s favorite music?
A: Pop.
Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?
A: It’s a weak day.
Q: Why was the politician out of breath?
A: He was running for office.
Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?
A: Goooooooooooold!
Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
A: He was a cheetah.
Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.
Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
A: He forgot his lawsuit.
Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
A: He crashed the computer
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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
A: An eyeball.
Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
A: Shells.
Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?
A: In the fall.
Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
A: Because he knew he would pass.
Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?
A: Because it was flat.
Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?
A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?
Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?
A: Pi
Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r
Spot
why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!