Cheetah jokes
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
I like penguins.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!