Cheetah jokes
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.
The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"
The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
I like penguins.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What are cheetahs' favorite chips?
Cheetah Puffs!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"