Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
I dated a furry once The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker
cause he was a cheetah
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
