Cheetah Jokes

Spot

Anonymous

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted

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Lydia

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

The Cheetah

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Caitlyn

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

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Stupid jokes

Anonymous

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!

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Jayce

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

GalaxyCheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

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Puns

Anonymous

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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Anonymous

what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!

Animal

Anonymous

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

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Gwen

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Wyatt

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Puns

Anonymous

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

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ZinDo

Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted

Win

Anonymous

Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat

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Jakub

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Jovan

Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs

Kick

Anonymous

why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker

cause he was a cheetah