Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he’s always spotted
Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.
What did the panther say at the poker party?
I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat
why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!