Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
I like penguins
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.