Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

Cheetah cheetah!

Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs

Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat

why do cheetahs have spots? Chickenpox!