Cheetah Jokes

Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he always spotted

Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?

Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆

Why did the cheetah lose in chess because he played against cheetahs

why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker

cause he was a cheetah