Cheetah

Cheetah Jokes

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Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?

Because he's always spotted.

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  • Bank

    Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

    Dollar

    What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

    You can't beat a cheetah!

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  • Race

    The cheetah had a race with a lion, and the cheetah won.

    The lion was like, "Why you always a cheetah?"

    The cheetah was like, "Why you always lion (lying)?"

    Game

    Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!

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  • Lion

    Why did the lion always lose at poker?

    He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

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  • Poker

    Why did the tiger lose at poker?

    Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

    Bath

    What happened when the cheetah took too many baths?

    He became spotless!!!

    Gwen

    This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

    All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

    Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

    Lion

    Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?

    Because she knew the lion was always lion.

    Lion

    A cheetah and a lion are racing.

    The cheetah wins.

    The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

    The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"