Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted
What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food
Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You cant beetah the cheetah
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah DUH!
What did the panther say at the the Poker Party I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek ? No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion? Because she knew the lion was always lion. #WORST JOKES EVER
Why don’t cheetahs get married? They always cheat on each other
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