Spot

Anonymous

Why can’t a cheetah play hide and seek? Because he’s always spotted

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Eating

Lydia

What food does a cheetah eat? Fast food

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Zoo

Anonymous

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

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Race

Caitlyn

Why did the lion lose the race-because he was playing with a cheetah

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Dollar

GalaxyCheetah

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You cant beetah the cheetah

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Cheetah

TheBadJoker_09171/2

Why did the cheetah get disqualified?

Because he was a cheetah DUH!

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Puns

Anonymous

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

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Lion

Anonymous

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

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Lie

Jayce

The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).

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Puns

Anonymous

Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs

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Test

Joker?

My favorite species is a cheetah because

ima cheet-ah on the test.

Gambling

Anonymous

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

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Penguin

Anonymous

I like penguins

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Eating

Anonymous

Why did every one suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?

Because he cheated at everything

Eating

Gwen

How did the cheetah greet other animals?

Cheetah: Nice to eat you.

Play

Wyatt

Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the panther say at the poker party? I’d be lion if I said I was a cheetah.

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Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

A: He gave her a ring.

Q: What’s the most popular video game at the bread bakery?

A: Knead for Speed.

Q: Why is Santa good at karate?

A: He has a black belt.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?

A: Beast Buy.

Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?

A: Let’s stick together.

Q: Why did the turkey join a band?

A: So he could use his drumsticks.

Q: What’s a math teacher’s favorite winter sport?

A: Figure skating.

Q: What’s a firefly’s favorite dance?

A: The glitterbug.

Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?

A: Because they always make-up

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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?

A: In their flowerbed

Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?

A: She was a flip-flop

Q: What should you wear to a tea party?

A: A t-shirt

Q: What’s rain’s favorite accessory?

A: A rainbow

Q: Where does a sink go dancing?

A: The Dish-co

Q: What’s a princess’s favorite time?

A: Knight time.

Q: Why did the Genie get mad?

A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.

Q: What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?

A: A bun.

Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?

A: Hip hop.

Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?

A: Shop ‘til they hop.

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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?

A: She nailed it.

Q: What is corn’s favorite music?

A: Pop.

Q: Why can’t Monday lift Saturday?

A: It’s a weak day.

Q: Why was the politician out of breath?

A: He was running for office.

Q: What is a soccer player’s favorite chemical element?

A: Goooooooooooold!

Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?

A: He was a cheetah.

Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?

A: Pennsylvania.

Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?

A: Inside.

Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?

A: He forgot his lawsuit.

Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?

A: He crashed the computer

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Q: What’s a ball that you don’t throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?

A: An eyeball.

Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?

A: Shells.

Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?

A: In the fall.

Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?

A: Because he knew he would pass.

Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?

A: Because it was flat.

Q: Why didn’t the farmer’s son study medicine?

A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?

Q: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?

A: Pi

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Test

taraneh

what do cheetahs do when they get a test? they cheat!!!

Win

Anonymous

Why do cheetahs always win? Because they cheat

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