What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. -- He wants to make America grate again.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
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After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
🧀:C’mon tomato!
🍅: I’m trying to ketchup.
🧀:You’re a mile away.
🍅: I am a tomato! It’s not that easy for me to ketchup.
