I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

“I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.”

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

Two’s company, cheese a crowd!

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I’ve got enough to Philadelphia.

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”

“Will that cure me?” the patient asks.

“Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”

The early bird might get the worm…

But the second mouse gets the cheese.

What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.

A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep “Can i have a grilled…cheese” and the barkeep asks the bear “Whats with the big pause” the bears says “Well I’m a bear”

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

Why did spencer eat cheese. Because he was Jewish

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