I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

“I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.”

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

Two’s company, cheese a crowd!

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Haloomi

After an explosion at a French cheese factory… all that was left was De Brie

Why dont lesbians have sex in the morning. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese

“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”

“Will that cure me?” the patient asks.

“Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho chees- Okay I can’t do this anymore.

What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy

Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie!

If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I’ve got enough to Philadelphia.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

The early bird might get the worm…

But the second mouse gets the cheese.