Cheese jokes
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
If you people find this confusing, nothing is because CHEESE IS CHEESE!!!
"I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."
"Will that cure me?" the patient asks.
"Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
A brain eats cheddar cheese.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.