I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read
“I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.”
“I’m sorry,” the doctor says, “you have rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”
“Will that cure me?” the patient asks.
“Well, no,” the doctor replies, “but it’s the only food that will fit under the door.”
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep “Can i have a grilled…cheese” and the barkeep asks the bear “Whats with the big pause” the bears says “Well I’m a bear”