Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life
Why don't women parachute naked?
That annoying whistling sound on the way down.
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane? It scares the shit out of her dog.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
If at first, you don’t succeed... then skydiving definitely isn’t for you
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”
The at three people in a plane it is about to crash there is trump,Obama,nine year old girl, but only 2 para- soots Obama says "oh my I need one I need to protect my family" so he jumps off! Trump says "oh I am the smartest man in the world I must take it" so he jumps off 9 year old- welp I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope
Why don't ophans go skydiving
BC they don't have the Morley
