Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

Why don’t ophans go skydiving

BC they don’t have the Morley

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona