Skydiving Jokes

Anonymous

What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?

Splattered.

Anonymous

Why don’t blind people skydive? – Because it scares their dogs too much!

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Anonymous

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.

The dog lead went slack

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack “darn” and a skydiver goes “darn” whack.

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in Depression

you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Anonymous
in Emo

why dont you take emo skydiving they cut the rope

Anonymous
in Ground Beef

What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute? Ground Beef

If at first, you don’t succeed… then skydiving definitely isn’t for you

Anonymous
in Sentence

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why don’t ophans go skydiving

BC they don’t have the Morley

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.

Anonymous

My son always said he wanted to skydive so we went on a plane and mid flight we have to jump out the only issue is we were on a commercial flight to Arizona