the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
*Visiting Alabama* Pop Up dating ads be like: Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. she was in a wheel chair
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you slept with my cousin but I did too.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀
i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig
she started crying
Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
