Cousin Jokes

My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying "b positive b positive" but its hard to be positive with him gone

My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.


"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard


My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"

Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!

My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"

I told him "Probably a bullet"

i went to a butcher house with my little cousin and seen a baby pig and told her look its pepa pig

she started crying