What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?

-It makes your sister jealous

My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone

My Llama’s cousin sucks at going on vacation.

He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”

My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.

It’s not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive

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