My cousin died last week he needed a blood transfusion but we didnt know his blood type he just kept saying “b positive b positive” but its hard to be positive with him gone
If I was a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party and insomnia the little annoying sibling.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I’ll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
My Llama’s cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; “I’ll pack uhhhh…”
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What’s the best part about plowing your cousin?
-It makes your sister jealous
Cousins make dozens
Him: What’s The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin
So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora’s house. So later that night Dora’s mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego’s sleeping bag a looks and it’s empty so she walks over to Dora’s sleeping bag and looks in and See’s Dora getting f… By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot.
- She’s my cousin!
Why did the pillow cross the road
Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore
Max heart and his gay cousin nickals amoto say i back out a fight when he said let’s fight then last minute he said he don’t want to then says i chickened out i ready to fight but his gut swolled his arms he actually looks like humpty dumpty but just wanted to say he backed out + max and nickals are both gay with each other
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler
It’s not my fault my cousins hot ;) YEE YEE
Albert is an homophobic guy, His cousin Franco also an homophobic guy.
Albert’s aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert wasn’t knowing that because he came late at night, Franco was sleeping in Albert’s bed thinking he would not come at home, Albert laid on his bed thinking there’s no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*
No phobia lasts forever 👌😂
Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
I told my cousin since we’re not blood related our parents would let us date.
Her pants were on fire.
who likes penis? My cousin!