You jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Memes
You. Me. Gas Station.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do you call a stupid mannequin?
A dummy.
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.