My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry
So I threw a coconut at her
My sisters name is coco and one day she was funny so I told her you
Coconut
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
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My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
what do you call a black coconut? a CoonConut
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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What did The Fat Guy Say To The Tree? Get me some Coconuts
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what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree
hold on to your nuts this ain't no ordinary blow job
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside. Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
What’s brow, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses A coconut on vacation
What Did The Beer Can Say To The Other? Open Me Please What Did The Coconut Say To The Other? Crack Why Did The Jalapeño Cross The Road? Got Spicy Why Did The Hubcap Cross The Road? Crack Why Jazz JR. Get To The Other Side Of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What Did The Tornado Cross The Road? Let’s Spin Again Why Did The Turkey Get To The Other Side of The Creek? Don’t Break A Leg What did The Bunny Get To The Side Of The Road? Get Furry
