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My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him

My friend thinks he is funny.He told me that the only food that makes you cry is an onion,so I threw a coconut at him.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.