Coconut Jokes

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

My sister's name is Coco, and one day she was funny, so I told her, "You coconut."

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!

3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!

4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!

If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!

Are these good?

My friend said onions only cry, so that's why I threw a coconut at him.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

What do you call a black coconut?

A CoonConut.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.