You jokes
The greatest bond you will ever have is the one with your conjoined twin.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Waitress: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: No, but I'll arm wrestle you for the bill.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
Double it and give it to the next person
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed 3 episodes of your favorite show.
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: you can hide, but you can’t run.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You slept with my cousin but I did too.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
When the school lets you near children again...
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”