You jokes
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
What do you call cheese that's not yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
No Body Knows.
No body nose.
Stephen Hawking tried comedy.
His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
When the school lets you near children again...
A man gets captured by cannibals.
Every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!