You jokes
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What do you call a stupid male Indian?
"Anshu-man."
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.
Until I threw a watermelon in her face.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
One day I was going home, and 7 married men came to me and said, "You should be proud of your sister." I asked why. They told me it was the best that they ever had, and we got your sister a trophy.
So I went home, my sister said, "Look at my trophy I earned." The trophy said "The Best Blow Jobs." As a bro, I couldn’t be more prouder.
What do you call that big, useless piece of skin attached to the outside of a vagina?
A woman.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.