You jokes
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
Memes
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
What do you call a fat person in a wheelchair?
A broken wheelchair.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.