Dentist jokes
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I went for my routine check up last week, and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.