The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out
A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.
your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he's says Brace yourself!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out" I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patients mouth?
I C D K
You know what I see?
DICK :0
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
Your teeth are so yellow you spit butter
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: *tooth hurty* Dad: all right
What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
