Dentist jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.