Dentist jokes
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
My girlfriend went to the doctor for a broken arm, and they told her it should be better in about two months. I asked her what they said. She said, "It should be better in about two months." I then asked her, "What did the dentist say?"
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces, and a dentist comes in and says, "Brace yourself!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
A lady walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs. The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea." The lady replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What did the dentist say to the butt?
"That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!"
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.