Dentist Jokes

Daniel King
in Cookie

Why did the OREO go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling. 😂

Ian
in Puns

A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he’s says Brace yourself!

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
in Puns

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.

dat boi
in Puns

What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.

Wife
in Dirtiness

A woman walks in to a dentists office sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the woman replies last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out.

not telling u
in Dirty Joke

A lady walks in to a dentists office, sits on the counter and spreads her legs. The dentist says i think you have the wrong idea with that the lady replies; last week you gave my husband his false teeth now you can get them out

"I’d rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth,"the woman told her dentist. He replied, “Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair.”

Anonymous
in Roast

Your mom is so ugly, When she goes to the dentist they make her face down

Anonymous

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I’m just a bit surprised. When I said to you “spit it out” I wasn’t expecting you to say you’ve been shagging my wife.

dev

Dad: What time do u wanna go to the dentist? Daughter: tooth hurty Dad: all right

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”

What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

When is the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

Anonymous
in Puns

What time did the man go to the Dentist at? Tooth-hurty.

Earl E. Morningwood
in Doctor

I went for my routine check up last week and everything was going great until the doctor stuck her finger up my butt. Should I look for a new dentist?

Anonymous
in Puns

I’ve been going to the dentist for a while now, I know the drill.

handy andy

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That’s the largest cavity I’ve ever seen!

Anonymous
in Animal

What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? – The dentist!

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Lostin Flowers14 days ago What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?

I C D K

i can make a word with those \DICK

Parvana
in Puns

What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you ‘chip’ a tooth?