Fat Cow Homework

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Students: "Meat."

Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"

Students: "Bacon."

Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"

One of the students: "Homework!"

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, genius. The teacher is asking about what animals produce. The kids give the obvious answers (meat and bacon). But then the little smartass says the fat cow gives homework. Get it? Fat cows don't give homework, you imbecile. It's cause the teacher is a fat cow. And fat people are stupid.