Q: What's the best part about gardening? A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at 3 hoes.
Q: what is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What’s the difference between a hoe and a roster? A roster says cockle doodle doo and a hoe says any cock will do
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
why did the farmer went to the strip club
coz he was looking for his hoe
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick the hoe want difference meals the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯
do u guys know how to make a hoe in minecraft? you pick it up off the street.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
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Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-&-Tell.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
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What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
hoes be like ive been through a lot no alots been through you
ima start callin these hoes roosters cus any cock-A-do
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Merry christmas my fellow hoes
Three women were in heaven. The angel at the gates said, "How good the ride into heaven is for you, is determined by your commitment to your most recent partner." The first lady says, "2 years, 2 side-hoes." She got an old lexus. The second lady says, "10 years, 1 visit from a prostitute." She got a Mercedes-Benz. The third lady says, "I never had a husband." The angel says in response, "F*ck me and then you can have a lambo." They all arrive in heaven, to see the second lady crying. The first lady says, "I know we are dead, but it could be a lot worse." "How!?" The third lady cries, "The angel has a flute for a d*ck!"
