Basketball Player jokes
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn鈥檛 be caught travelling! 馃槀
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 馃弨馃弨馃槅馃槅
If Shaquille O鈥橬eal had a boat, he would鈥檝e named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What鈥檚 the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.