Basketball Player jokes
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!