Basketball Player jokes
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"