Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Basketball Player Jokes
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"