Basketball Player

Basketball Player Jokes

Bus

Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?

Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂

Time

Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!

Game

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?

A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆

Boat

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Kobe

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

Kobe

2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.

Gravity

Why do basketball players hate gravity?

Because it's always bringing them down.

Cookie

Why do basketball players love cookies so much?

Because they can dunk them!

Orphan

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.