Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player? A. Osama Bin Ballin
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!!!!!!!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole 🕳 from the men's locker room? too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:Hi I heard I could bounce some balls here?
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
