How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do u call a mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do u call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Cause it was two tired
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road
He was stuck in the crack