Skydiving Parachute

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving; you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, genius! It's like, if you jump out of a plane once, you might live. But if you wanna do it again, you NEED that parachute, or else, splat! You're so dumb, you probably think the Earth is flat.

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