The mirror says: "If you break me, you will have 3 years of bad luck."
The Magic Jewel says: "If you break me, you will have 10 years of bad luck."
The condom just sitting there laughing.
Mirror, Jewel, and a Laughing Condom
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you knucklehead. You're the type that probably still giggles at the word "boob". Here's the breakdown: The mirror and the magic jewel are talking about bad luck if they get broken, right? But then the condom's all smug because it's like, 'Dude, if I break, we got way bigger problems than bad luck'. See, cause it's all about the potential for a kid to happen. Do you get it? It's funny because it's unexpectedly about a condom and not the common superstition.