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A man is drinking gasoline from a cup, while a woman is sitting in her car, presumably unable to start the engine. The text reads: "ME WATCHING MY WIFE TRY AND LEAVE ME DUE TO MY GASOLINE DRINKING ADDICTION BUT THE CAR WON'T START (HMM I WONDER WHY)"

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Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

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A meme showing a man looking stressed with his hands on his head. Above him are three doors labeled "Goth girl", "Mommy", and "Latinas". The text says, "Girls: Boys don't have to make hard choices. Me:".

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An anime character with pink hair is praying with his hands together. The text above him says: "Me thanking God for letting bro be born instead of ending up in rubber or toilet."

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A cartoon image depicts a woman with a sly smile, paired with the text "Bro's mom asking me if I'm staying the night knowing bro's not gonna be there."

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A screen capture of an online post with Spongebob looking sad in the background and the text: "It's always 'goodnight' but never 'do you want a titty pic before I go to bed?'"

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In a scene from the show "Breaking Bad", a man sits and reads a book. The meme text above the image reads: "When the girl ur eating out starts to taste like poison and u realize that's probably how she died."

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A man with a serious expression is shown above the text "How I feel giving mental health advice knowing I go insane at least once a week."

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wtf is my fyp

The image shows a screencap of an anime character with a surprised and flustered expression. Above the anime character is text that says, "when I'm touching myself to his voice in vc and he randomly calls me beautiful and I."

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The image shows a still from Dragon Ball Z. Text overlayed on top reads: "Me staring at the dog my girl just called a good boy."

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Image with the text "Lana Rhoades' son looking for who his father is", along with a screenshot of a search result page with many pages.

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A video game scene shows a blue character about to punch a punching bag-like character above him. The text reads: "When your boxing match is tomorrow and you don't have anything to train with so bro pops a rhino pill and lets you use that dih as a punching bag."

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A man in a suit is pictured with the text: "What if alcohol was addicted to me and I'm just a victim? Did you ever think of that?"

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A still from a film with a man looking slightly perplexed above the text "When she wants me to open up but I already told her my full name and favorite color."

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ur a wizard harry

A still from the Harry Potter movies shows Harry looking up and to the right with a dazed expression, overlaid with the text "When she's windgardiuming your leviosa and she gives you the old swish and flick."

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A still from Fight Club shows two men, one labeled "Bro" and the other "Me," walking at night, with text above them. The text says: Girl: "I haven't had a boyfriend for 3 months." Bro: who never had a girlfriend. Me: who hasn't talked to a woman in years.

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A woman in a wheelchair is smiling at the camera. The text on the image reads: "This is your friendly reminder that vegetables will make you stronger." A broccoli and a flexing arm emoji are near the center.

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the future is now

A bottle of Jack Daniel's whiskey with a spray nozzle attached to the top. At the bottom of the image, the words "Cyberpunk 2077" are printed in a stylized font.

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he don't hate me fully

A man with a beard sits at a table. The text above him says: "Always remember that God loves you, if he didn't, you would be an Indian rn."

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A still from the movie "American Psycho" shows Patrick Bateman looking surprised, overlaid with the text "Me when I come home and see my room got cleaned by mom."

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