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Hobbies: PlayStation biking and making bad choices btw u should suck off my friends scooter dap dipshit imwithstupid give that sloppy toppy to them fr P.S dap likes it when u bite the tip off don't ask how I know that

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A cartoon fish swims in the ocean with the text "when u too broke for a plan B so you lowkey gotta dive in shawty ocean to retrieve your long lost children."

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A still from an animated show features a male character with spiky hair and a surprised expression. The text reads, "Europeans in the 1700s whenever a woman solve a problem."

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A meme with a still from the TV show "Dexter". The text says: "When someone you don't fw starts yapping so you gotta look at them like this."

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A picture of the actor Michael C. Hall, who played Dexter in the show of the same name, with the text "Is it a hate crime if I love doing it?"

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Spongebob meme with the text: "She looked back during doggy style so I waved at her."

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when she says its her first time by u feel the presence of the past dihs inside her

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A man wearing a tank top that says "197" is standing in what appears to be a dimly lit room. Text overlaid on the image reads: "When I'm digging into the pregnant shawty but the baby inside grabs a hold of me."

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A close-up of a man with curly hair looking disappointed. The image text reads: "How the minimum wage cinema worker looks at me after I shout 'water bucket, release' then proceed to bust a 🥜 into my popcorn."

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A woman is in a video game. The text reads: "Me in the marvel rivals universe trying to pull the beads out of Luna show 🍑 hole but icy dookie chips keeps tugging me."

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Dolphins swimming in a blue sea under a rainbow. The image contains the text: "How life feels after you stop arguing and just say 'stfu or I'll knock you tf out.'"

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A muscular man lifts his shirt to reveal a handgun in his waistband. Text: POV: me at the coffee shop presenting my 100% off coupon to the barista.

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A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

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I told the last person I slept with I was pregnant. He freaked the fuck out but calmed down after he realized it was April Fools'.

The look on my cousin's face was hilarious.

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A man in a suit looks pensively into the camera with the text "POV: when you're late to the gc argument and realise u caught a few strays."

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Lebron James sitting on a bench looking stoic. The text overlay reads: "When my mom keeps talking to herself after our argument but her rage bait is genuinely working."

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A man looking to the side with a slightly annoyed expression, overlaid with text that reads: "When you find bro in a random comment section leaving a comment like 'step on me, mommy' under a goth girl's post. (I wanted to write the same thing)"

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A meme with the text "Me: puts my hoodie in to wash. My hamster sleeping in it:", displayed above an image of a man's face that is distorted and green.

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A black and white cartoon-style drawing shows a woman in a Chinese dress sitting on a man's lap. The text says, "...Like this?" and "Men want this after a 14 hour shift."

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A meme with text above a black and white image of a distorted face with wide eyes. The text is a dialogue where one person is trapped with another's sister and asks how to open the door, to which the other replies, "Just bang it really hard."

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A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

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