How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
why are america so bad at clash royale Because they already lost 2 towers
what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
make a wish kid: i want to meet mac miller make a wish staff: you will soon chief
cancer is so easy to beat im already at stage four!