Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
like this if you don't like school
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any Homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
