Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
like this if you don't like school
Teacher: where's you homework? Student: at home... Teacher: what's it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question, can go home." A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
Teacher:"What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?" Student:"Mistakes in the dark make children"
I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper But instead I showed them my wrists
Little johnnys teacher asks him "Johnny ,do you pray before you eat?" little johnny says "I dont need to, my mum makes good food.
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
Click the 👍🏻 If you hate school.
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Quiet kid: "I'm home!" Parents: "What did you learn at school today?" Quiet kid: "I've learned that I've had enough!"
Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H" but we all know what one we would like to do.
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Dad: School is cancelled, I think your teacher died or something Me: Wow they found the body already? Dad: :/
