Cow

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Orphan

Anonymous

Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.

Puns

Sportsronan (sub me)

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Olé Olé Olé!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

Computer

Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.

Cow

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

Cake

Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂

Time

I am the student....

Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.

Twin Towers

Moraless

I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”

Teacher

Overcome, change adapt

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book

Cow

sofunnyitsnot

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Kid

The Pineapple Girl

who’s a pineapple? I’m a pineapple…Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn’t do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn’t do my homework

Breakfast

That one dude

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

Cow

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Puns

Anonymous

I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Cow

natlus

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

Cow

katie

teacher.what is cow kid.meat teacher.nice what is chicken kid.eggs teacher. what does the big fat pig give you kid.HOMEWORK

Cow

Baseballer_hilsman_6

What did a fat cow give you. Homework

Cow

Anonymous

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

Orphan

Anonymous

Why can’t u give a orphan homework?

Because they don’t have a home to do it in

Cheetah

EIGHTLOVESTIKTOKLOL

What animal can’t you trust with your homework?

A: A cheet dah!

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