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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework



Why cant orphans do homework?

They dont have a home to do it at.



Sportsronan (sub me)

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Olé Olé Olé!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.


Daniel King

Why did the students eat their homework 📚?

Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂


Funny man

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he’s still trying to back out of the driveway.




Q. What’s long, hard, and scary when you first see it?

A. Calculus homework.


Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”




me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn’t do. mom. no. me ok good i didn’t do my homework


Overcome, change adapt

I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book



I am the student....

Teacher: where’s you homework? Student: at home… Teacher: what’s it doing there? Student: having a better time than me.


Funnyest thing I did on my sister!

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said “Hi braylon, I can’t hang out today…or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!” this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said “Fine I can help” and I text back and said “Oh will come here around 10:00” And my sister did not know he was comeing…she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!

Little Johnny


Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker


Little Johnny


A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask him what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, “Look at it this way: I’m the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the workforce, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.’’ “I still don’t get it” responded the Little Johnny. “Why don’t you sleep on it then? Maybe you’ll understand it better,” said the dad. “Okay then…good night” said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother’s crying. He went to his baby brother’s crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent’s room to get help. When he got to his parent’s bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole, he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn’t there. So he went to the maid’s room. When he looked through the maid’s room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ‘‘OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the workforce, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!’’


Twin Towers


I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”


Corny jokes!

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!


The Pineapple Girl

who’s a pineapple? I’m a pineapple…Yass teacher and kid kid: hey teacher: yes kid: would you punish me for something I didn’t do? teacher: of course not kid: well I didn’t do my homework



I had a dog with an eating disorder. He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.



Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂



Whats the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an “H” but we all know what one we would like to do.


Annoying sister. Kenya and Tenya.

Lenda: Hey can you help me with my homework…please?! Genda: Okay and if I do you won’t make a fuss about it! Lenda: I’ll try! 3 mins later. Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER! Lenda: Then what is 90 million. Genda: WHA WHA!!! Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!! 4 mins later. Genda: What is the capitol of watchington? Lenda: Uh…Idaho! Genda being sarcatic: Yes…it is not the capitol of watchington…BECAUSE IT A STATE!!! Lenda: Oh you mean Iowa! Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!! Lenda: U can’t help that I’m the smart one…okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait can you help me with my homework? Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!