Woman jokes

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Hippity hoppity, women are property.

Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?

Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

What wastes your money as you earn it?

Women.

Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.