Woman jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"