Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
If you're gonna razor yourself you might as well have shaving cream.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
Sir, I mustache you a question... Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel sutherlands wrist Nothing they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades
A Scotsman at the hairdresser: "How much is a haircut?" "Six pounds." "And shaving?" "Three pounds." "Good, then shave my head."
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
All you need is a Razor Blade in life.
I’m going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I’ll draw it with a razor blade. I’ll draw it on my wrist.🔪🔪
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening
put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
Q:What's the difference between a knife and razor blade? A:Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied. Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say,"What? It wasn't my fault."
