My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
What is the difference between a whore and an onion U don't cry when you chop a whore
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
What's the difference between jesus and a holy whore, Jesus got pegged against a cross
What can a gay man can't be but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough of money? 💸 cock teaser
So little Johnny is walking down the street and askes a stranger “sir what are hormones?” Then the man replies “the moans of a fucking whore
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole? Suck his big cock
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20 . Jill come down with $40 Fucking Whore !!!!
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes. I guess they're whoreibble
im alya im a dumb whore who ruins peoples fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes but i like ruining peoples fun
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
