Whore jokes
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?
Jesus got pegged against a cross.
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.