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Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
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A womens knitters group is having a meeting and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies. One woman says "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system". Another knitter says "I'm taking Folic acid to help my baby's brain". Finally one woman says "I'm taking Thalidomide". All the women turn to her and say "Thalidomide ! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?" The woman shrugs her shoulders and says "I don't know how to knit arms". (Told to me by a woman knitter)
What's a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Welcome to the abortion clinic. You make em, we scrape em. No fetus can beat us.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, "Jill do you wanna?" Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Wife: Hi honey im pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant im dad.
Wife: No your not....
