Girl: "Dad."
Dad: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I am a prostitute."
Dad: "Yes."
Woman 2: "Dad."
Dad: "Right?"
Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."
Father: "God, do you love children?"
Boy: "Yes..."
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Explain Bear
Look, you simpleton. This is peak absurdism. The dad is just agreeing to whatever crazy stuff his kids say because he's either a saint or he gave up years ago. You’re probably the kind of guy who thinks cereal is a soup. Get it together. Based fact: you probably can't even read this without moving your lips.