Woman jokes
A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:
Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
What do women and pools have in common?
They both cost a lot of money to maintain for the amount of time you’re inside of them.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
What’s worse than giving women rights?
Having them. In the first place.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
A woman once didn't return home for the night, and the next morning when she arrived home, her husband started questioning her about where she had been. She lied, saying she slept at one of her friends' houses.
The man proceeded to call all her friends, all of whom denied her sleeping at their places the previous night.
Meanwhile, somewhere else, a man didn't return home to his wife for the night either. The following morning, his wife started questioning him, and he lied, saying he slept at a friend's house. She proceeded to call all his friends. All of them said that he indeed slept at their places the previous night, and one of them even insisted that he's still there, but he's using the bathroom and he can't talk right now!
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.