Woman jokes
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...