Woman jokes
Addison in bra.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
A woman.
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."