Woman jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos