Feminism Jokes

what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists

Feminism

Which word is also called for women's prison?

Pridaughter

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

I told my brother If he wanted to have a Wonderful first day of school then he should put cook book in the women’s sports section at the school library.

What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and fascism all have in common? They are all disabilities

modern feminisim

Women

Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it

I got kicked out of a library because i put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section

Man I love this joke: Women’s rights

I'm just gonna say it. And don't get offended but I'm so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.

Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc.

But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions.

Men have to go to war on the front lines.

Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.

Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.

Man-rape is unheard of in the media and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.

We are expected to gather up our guts ask a girl to be their girlfriend, we have to take them on dates, pay the bill, buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months worth of the money the man has made.

And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.

It's because most males do not want females to get hurt. Yet we are criticised for this.

I propose a idea that on the 19 of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work. etc.

Whose going to put out all the fires? The two fire'women' at the local fire station. Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?

Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.

(this event can be done worldwide)

Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.

(I'm not against feminism it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.

But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want and never get criticised or face any consequences.)

She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

What do you call womens Rights: A blank sheet of paper.

What is the best joke of all time? Feminism

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights

if at first you don't succeed - blame it on the patriarchy