Woman jokes
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Haha, boob!
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!