Woman jokes
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Memes
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
"COVERBITCH, your worthless."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.