Woman

Woman jokes

Mouth

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Dick

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Terrorist

What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.

Harassment

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Memes

Marriage

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

Death

What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?

Cot death.

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Body

What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?

Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.

Coffee

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Bar

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.

Child

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

Bedroom

Women should be seen and not heard.

But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?

Light Bulb

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!