Woman jokes
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Girl: "Daddy!"
Father: "Do I love you?"
Girl: "I'm a... a girl!"
Father: "Mhm!"
Woman: "Daddy?"
Father: "Of course?"
Woman: "I'm a girl too!"
Father: "Does God love children?"
Boy: "Yessss..."
What is the difference between a man and a woman packing boxes?
The man says, "I have everything I need."
The woman says, "I love everything I have."
"I'd love to give everyone another shot."
Harry, 26, works at the women's clinic.
What's 2ft long, blue, and stiff and keeps a woman up all night?
Cot death.
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.