I though it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that shooting a woman up also included a condom.
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motar is like a womans fanny the more you play with it the wetter it gets
my tutor just said this quote of 2k18 ^^^
pontypool is rough
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your pšnis." š„°
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong manās biceps.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
The phrase āMuslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they canāt even expose their legsā has two meanings.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now š
If you argued that God was a woman, 49.8% of the US population would try and raise Hell.
Just to ask the other guy.
Talk about a male supremacist religion.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
A German priest went to America for a few months. Unfortunately for him, he did not speak the best English. He stayed with a beautiful, young single woman who worked at a nearby orphanage.
Every day, he visited her in the orphanage, and he always brought her small gifts, and of course to the young children.
The young woman thought the priest was flirting with him, and she knew he was not married. She left that thought in the back of her mind for a few weeks.
A few weeks later, she finally brought up her nerve to ask him. She asked him why he always visited her, and why all the gifts for her and the children.
Of course, due to his bad English, he struggled a bit with his sentence, but he said in his thick German accent, "Vell, I visit you and your, your littles, because the kind girls here are very beautiful and cute."
She was quite amused, and blushed a bit. The man was also a bit nervous, and appeared to want to leave her office.
The Priest then excused himself, and went to read the orphans a bedtime story.
He then muttered to himself, "Ach, she's catching on to me! Stupid! Zey are called little girls and boys, not child boys and girls."
