Woman jokes
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.
If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home. She said yes, so I took it.
Haha, boob!
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
They say if Viagra lasts more than four hours, call the doctor? I’m just wondering, it’s been six hours and I’m still hard, should I call the doctor or hop on another woman?
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years old, in the basement, and locked up.
Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.