A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Misogyny Jokes
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Violence against women is funny :)
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
Women.