Woman jokes
A strong woman.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Why woman?
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Memes
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What about women's lefts?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.