Woman jokes
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Memes
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.