Woman jokes
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
A strong woman.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
What about women's lefts?
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.
“No, it’s curry this time.”
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.