Woman jokes
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
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I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.