Where's a cannibals favorite place to eat?
Chilli's. Because they got them baby back ribs.
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What's a skeleton's favorite food?
Spare ribs.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Sans:pap you're spaghetti is bonearific.paprus: sans no. Aw you're funny Bone is not working come on that one was a rib tickler
How do you know Adam and Eve were White Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it? God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
A drunk walks out of a bar late at night and see's a nun walking past on the footpath. He utters something hateful to himself as he begins running building momentum before launching himself at the nun catching her with a massive superman punch to the back of the head knocking her tumbling brutally to the pavement. He proceeded with a swift kicking to the nuns ribs and spine before grabbing the nun by the scruff of her habbit and lifting her limp to her feet til face to face. Looking the nun dead in her eyes with menace the drunk victoriously growled. Your not so bloody tough tonight are ya Batman.
im bone dry in material but i have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes after i tell you all these rib ticklers you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny you outta rip my spine out
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You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
peppa’s ribs
You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs
wat did te skeleton say to te oter skeleton ive ot a bone to pick wit you
tat was a real rib tickler ive ot a skeleTON more of te skelePUNS
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner
