my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What's worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
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I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
