my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There’s a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don’t dump me" then I said “sorry i’m ready to take out the trash”