Trash Jokes

Sister

Anonymous

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

Roast

Anonymous

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet🤔

Adoption

Cjl

One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted

INS

Anonymous

my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash

Ready

Anonymous

I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD

Past

Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.

Square

NashtyC

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Sadness

Anonymous

What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful

Adoption

Mr. Dark Joke

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Wife

Amos: braxcreel14

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

1

INS

D......

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can

Ride

igloo and you

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

Baby

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

Roast

Natalie K

I was thinking about you today It reminded me to take out the trash

Baby

Mr. Morbid

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Eating

ropo

whit did a cat saw to the dog

cat i will kill and eat u hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe

Baby

Anonymous

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans....

Ticket

T-Skiz

You’re so trash that when I dropped you off I got a ticket for littering.

Dark Humor

Anonymous

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Sister

Anonymous

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked "where are your sisters?" i said "in line to get crushed"