my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
Trash Jokes
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
- What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
- What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
What’s the difference between humans and trash cans? One’s actually useful
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted
What’s white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you
Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…
What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
I was thinking about you today It reminded me to take out the trash
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.