my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?
Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure Wonderful saying, Horrible way to find out you were adopted.
What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted
What’s white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
- What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
- What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
Whats the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trashcans
What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere
What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?
A trash can behind the cancer ward
My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " “so uhh you free tomorow?” 😂