my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet🤔
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
my freand said where is the trash i said look in the mirror thear is the trash
I would take out the trash but my mom said u werent ready!!! XD
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I was thinking about you today It reminded me to take out the trash
the difference between dark jokes and morbid is
dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and
morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans
whit did a cat saw to the dog
cat i will kill and eat u hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe
Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?
Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans....
You’re so trash that when I dropped you off I got a ticket for littering.
1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked "where are your sisters?" i said "in line to get crushed"