Trash jokes
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"
Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."
Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"
Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"
The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"
The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."
The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"
"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.