What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
The woman asked her boyfriend to mow the lawn, and in return he said i’m not a Mexican. The woman came back again and told him to take out the trash, the man said that he is not trash. The man went to the woman and asked her why she would cheat on him, she said that he was not black.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There’s a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.
I once had a trash can as a girl friend I was ready to break up with her but all she had to say was "please don’t dump me" then I said “sorry i’m ready to take out the trash”