Trash Jokes

Anonymous

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

I Hate Myself :)
in Depression

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

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Silent

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

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Anonymous
in Roast

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔

Mr. Morbid

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Anonymous
  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.
NARN
in Sally

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

Anonymous

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

Anonymous
in Roast

roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you

Anonymous
in Sadness

What’s the difference between humans and trash cans? One’s actually useful

Anonymous
in Adoption

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

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Anonymous

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

get up you lazy a s s
in Roast

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Anonymous

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

Vashta

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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NashtyC

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.

Amos: braxcreel14

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

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Mr. Dark Joke
in Adoption

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Natalie K
in Roast

I was thinking about you today It reminded me to take out the trash

Coda
in Roast

I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.