A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

What’s worse than a baby in a trash can?

A trash can in a baby

What’s worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it

What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There’s a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

This whole page is pure trash. F... all of you.

Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop

Lets not make any more indian jokes. All yoour jokes are trash. Please stop.

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