Trash

Trash Jokes

Mom

My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."

Roast

Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."

Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." πŸ€”

Wife

How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.

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  • Human

    What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.

    Man

    A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

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  • Memes

    Baby

    What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

    A baby in 10 trash cans.

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  • Today

    I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

    Mom

    My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

    Rose

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

    Baby

    What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

    I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

    Adoption

    One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

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  • Adoption

    One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.

    Mom

    I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

    Friend

    My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

    Dove

    What's white and bloody?

    Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.