Sister

Anonymous

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

8

Depression

I Hate Myself :)

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

3

Baby

Silent

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

4

Difference

Vashta

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

3

Roast

get up you lazy a s s

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

Adoption

Anonymous

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

White

Anonymous

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

Sally

NARN

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

Difference

Anonymous
  1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
  2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

Difference

Mr. Morbid

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Wife

Amos: braxcreel14

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

1

Adoption

Mr. Dark Joke

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

Sadness

Anonymous

What’s the difference between humans and trash cans? One’s actually useful

Roast

Anonymous

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔

Cup

Georgealmighty

How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it

Sister

Anonymous

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

Baby

Anonymous

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

Sally

Cetraflux

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

0

Baby

NotARobot

What Gets Louder As it Get’s Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor

Funeral

Anonymous

I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral