Trash jokes
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Don't tell me different methods of preparation are the same ever again.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
I remember you. You used to be an ash.
I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?
A trash can doesn't rage.