my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

my mum told me to take out the trash but i couldn’t find you

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

1. What’s the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans
2. What’s the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

What’s the difference between humans and trash cans? One’s actually useful

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that’s why you haven’t burnt yourself yet🤔

How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it

my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked “where are your sisters?” i said “in line to get crushed”

Whats worse than placing 10 babys in a trash can?

Placing 1 baby in 10 trash cans…

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

What Gets Louder As it Get’s Smaller? A Baby in A Trash Compactor

I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral