Trash jokes
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash."
Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
How to know if your wife is dead? Well, the sex is still trash, but the dishes really start to pile up.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," and I said, "Okay." The next day she asked, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "In line to get crushed."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.
Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.