my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
One man's trash is another man's treasure.... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
my mum said take out the trash so I took my sister
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
Its past April fool's day and we still have a joke as president.
