A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. “One more picture and I’ll jump.” He takes another photo and shuts the window. “I can’t jump, you’re not supposed to throw trash out the window.”

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked “where is your sister”, and i said in line to get crushed.

What’s the difference between dark humour and morbid humour?

Dark humour is 10 babys in a trash can Morbid humour is 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What’s worse then a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure… Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you’re adopted

What’s white and bloody?

Two doves in a trash compactor Talk about a failed marriage

How to know if your wife is dead ; well the sex is still trash ;but the dishes really start to pile up

What’s worse than sally in 1 trash can, sally in 13 trash cans

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What’s worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

So a girl says to her ex I can’t get you out of my mind the boyfriend I knew you we’ve the girl replies I see you in everything like when I’m walking down the street even at work like trash cans are everywhere

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

How does Moses make his cup of tea Hebrews it

What the worse than one dead baby in a trash can?

One dead baby in ten trash cans.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward

What’s worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.

So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍

Have you heard the saying “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Great saying. Not so great way to find out you are adopted

Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There’s a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Lets not make any more indian jokes. All yoour jokes are trash. Please stop.

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