Trash Jokes

my mom said take out the trash and i said okay. the next day she asked "where is your sister", and i said in line to get crushed.

Bully: I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash Me: 🤔So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet🤔

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

the difference between dark jokes and morbid is

dark jokes are 10 babies in 1 trash can and

morbid jokes are 1 baby in 10 trash cans

whit did a cat saw to the dog

cat i will kill and eat u hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe

You’re so trash that when I dropped you off I got a ticket for littering.

1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humon is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans 2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza dosent scream in the oven.


my mom said to take out the trash bags so i did and the next day my mom asked "where are your sisters?" i said "in line to get crushed"