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Adam and Eve's Race

Shower thoughts
2 years ago ·
  • How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

    Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

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    • Rib
    • Adam
    • Black
    • Woman
    • Religion
    • Race

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, nimrod. The joke is that Adam and Eve were white because Adam took a rib from Eve. The punchline implies that black women are too strong to have a rib taken from them. I know that is hard for you to understand because you are a moron.

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