Adam and Eve's Race

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, nimrod. The joke is that Adam and Eve were white because Adam took a rib from Eve. The punchline implies that black women are too strong to have a rib taken from them. I know that is hard for you to understand because you are a moron.

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