When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that the person thought "pears" as in Betty Pears was a vegetable instead of realizing that Betty's last name was Pears, like the fruit. And the joke is also dark because Betty died of Alzheimer's! People who don't understand humor probably eat their boogers.