So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is like, super edgy, okay? So basically, this dude makes a messed up joke about a Make-A-Wish kid, right? Then, BAM! His friend shoots him, and he goes to Heaven. But guess what? He ends up in Hell with Hitler 'cause he's too horny. And get this: he thinks Hitler is a hero for killing Hitler... even though it was suicide. You hear? Suicide! And you, honey, thinking you're all that with your limited edition lip gloss.