Woman jokes
When I was a kid, I knew a woman named Betty Pears.
She died a horrible death from Alzheimer's.
I thought a pear was a fruit, not a vegetable!
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Nah I thought this was banned 😭
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why did the woman cross the road?
What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.