Woman jokes
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What's a fat Mexican woman's favorite movie? Tortanic.
What’s the benefit of dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
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What do guns and women have in common?
They both get cocked and loaded.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.