Woman jokes
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Memes
Woman: I want a man who is 6 feet and 6 inches.
Man: Is 6 feet and 6 inches one thing or two?
Woman: Two, I want a man who is 6 feet and also is 6 inches.
Man: Shit!
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington heroically shouts: “Save the women!”
George W. Bush hysterically hollers: “Screw the women!”
Bill Clinton asks excitedly: “Do we have time?”
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
A strong woman.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why woman?
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.