Woman jokes

Why is life like penises?

Women make it hard.

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

A strong woman.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

“Come again!” says the woman behind the desk.

“No, it’s curry this time.”

Why woman?

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.

Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

What about women's lefts?

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

What do you call a thirsty girl?

An H2Hoe.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.