Woman jokes
Bill Clinton and Joe Biden are on a sinking ship.
Joe Biden says we need to save the women and children. Bill Clinton says, "Screw the women and children." Joe Biden says, "Do we have that much time?"
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
What has 2 arms but no legs?
A crippled woman with no more meaning in her life.
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Why woman?
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
A strong woman.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.