Woman jokes

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.

I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.

Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?

You fix both with a coat hanger.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.

Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."

Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.

It's women that make it hard.

What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?

Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.

So, I was watching YouTube, and then my friend says, "Those videos never get old." I replied, "Just like a Make-A-Wish kid." After I said that, he shot me in the head and said, "And now neither do you." Now I’m in Heaven, and God says to me, "Welcome to Paradise where it is summer days, clear skies," and I said, "Are there summer women?" Now here I am in Hell with my buddy Hitler. I believe he’s a hero after he killed Hitler.

"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."

How are women like swimming pools?

They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Why did the woman cross the road?

What’s she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?