Woman jokes
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
Must have been a woman pilot.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
Teacher, there are 3 birds. 1 gets shot. How many are left?
Student, none. They flew off because the shot scared them off.
Teacher, actually 2, but I like the way you think.
5 minutes later
Student, there are 3 women eating ice cream. 1 is licking it, 1 is drinking it melted, and 1 is sucking it. Which one is married?
Teacher, the one sucking it?
Student, no, the one with the ring, but I like the way you think.
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.