Woman jokes
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
Women can't take a joke!
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, period!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked.
Now it’s $3.99.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."