What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
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Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
orange: hey pear: hey orange: no hay!
what did the big tree say to the little one? grow a pear!
There was a fancy dress party the theme was emotions. one guy came dressed in green and he was envy, another person came dressed in red and she was anger another guy came dressed in blue and he was sadness. Two indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear said he was deep in dispear, the other indian came with his d*** in custard and he said he was f***ing dicustard
why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
because she was told that if you rearrange the letters PEAR it spells "rape"
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What do pears and emo kids have in common? They both be hanging
Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
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