How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
Trash Removal Timeline
Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you dense blueberry. The joke is that instead of taking out the trash, the black woman is pregnant for nine months. Trash is a baby. Are you following? Good, because I'm not repeating myself to a bunch of acorns. You probably trip over air, and if I had a brain like yours, I'd have to water it twice a week.