Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Why arent orphans good at monopoly?
They dont know what a house is
What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Biippty Boppity get the F*ck off my property.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH
Why do orphans like monopoly: To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
Flippity floppity women are property
