Suicide is illegal because it’s a crime to destroy government property.

Biippty Boppity get the F*ck off my property.

Bippity Boppity, I’m gonna shoot you of my property!

Hippity Hoppity women are my property Bippity Boppity get the f*ck off my property

hippity hoppity dont abolish my property

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

Flippity floppity women are property

hippoty hoppity women are property

How many genders are there? One, women are property.

Bippity Boppity

Women Are Property.

There’s only one gender, women are property.

How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

Why doesn’t Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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