Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Flippity floppity, women are property.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
why did the orphan cross the road? to get to the real estate agent.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper? Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
How many genders are there? One, women are property.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.
