Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet then leave with your house and car.
I would never slap a woman, then I’d be destroying property
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa 1. A Lambo 2. A House 3. UR MOM
Tons of people committed suicide on 911 by destroying government property Not to mention and by plane
Flippity floppity women are property