Property jokes
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
Bippity Boppity,
Women are property.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they never get a full house.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To get to the real estate agent.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.