Property

Property Jokes

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked