Property

Property Jokes

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked

If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you just say “hipity hoppity that gun is my property.

This man came up to me and asked if i could sell my house to him and i said sure then five days later he said that the loan should came in the mailbox then i checked the mail box and the only thing i saw was nothing so i told the guy DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH