Property jokes
Bippity boppity, get the f*ck off my property.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.
A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
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A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
A homey thing is a house, and a sticky thing is a stick.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!