Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Boobies!
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
Superman was flying one day when he saw Wonder Woman laying by the pool completely naked. He thought, "I can fuck her so fast she wouldn't even know what happened." So he then flew down to the pool and did fuck her.
Wonder Woman stood up and said, "What was that?" The Invisible Man said, "I don't know, but my asshole stinks!"
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
My abortion.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
I call my girlfriend .05 because she's a bag I blow into when I've had a few drinks.
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
A man and a woman are watching clouds together. The man says, “Hey, that one looks like a giraffe!” The woman agrees and says, “That one looks like an elephant!” The man sits up and says, “That one looks like a mushroom.”
