Why do women fart when they pee? To blow dry.
Woman Jokes
If you look for something for 10 days and a woman walks in, opens a cabinet, and finds it:
So, just hire a female pope for the Holy Grail that has been missing for 500 years so she just opens a cabinet and she finds it.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."
Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.
Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.
Husband: The second we entered the beach,
Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"
You can tell if a woman is angry if she is holding a gun.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Hippity hoppity, women are property.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?
At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
