Violet

Violet Jokes

Watcher

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

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  • Trash

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

    Chest

    Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

    Trade

    Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    Once I'm done choking you,

    You will be too.

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  • Garden

    Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

    HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

    Kid

    Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

    Poem

    Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

    Forehead

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

    Rose

    Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

    Gf: "I luv u too."

    Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

    Gf: "Ah, about that..."

    Rose

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

    Rose

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

    Dad

    Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.