Violet

Violet Jokes

So last week I gave my Blind friend a cheese grater. The next 2 weeks he told me that was the most violet book he has ever read

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you.

Bf:roses are red violets are blue ur my bf and i luv you

Gf:i luv u too

Bf:but the roses are wilting the violets are dead i heard you were cheating ill knock off ur head

Gf:ah about that