Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

If you are a female pedo, I am looking for you.

And if you want, I'll give you my wand.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in the middle of the day, give me money, you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, Ur dad bought you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

FBI wants my penis, can I hide it in you?

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?