Violet jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. If you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I buttfucked Scooby Doo.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

Once I'm done choking you,

You will be too.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.