Violet

Violet Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."

Gf: "I luv u too."

Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."

Gf: "Ah, about that..."