Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say thats a fair retail.
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
That shirt’s very becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
Why did the emo kid get mad? I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
I tried to find a camouflage shirt but I couldn’t find one
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.
the preiest had a very holy shirt
Ok ok eat your shirt
*family are together playing charades*
Me: 50 Shades of Grey! Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on nan!