Winter jokes
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
How many wives does Santa have?
Ho Ho Ho!
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What does Frosty the snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
Community talk
"Biggest snowstorm in years" just to get 3 inches of snow
Im fucking freezing
I haaaaate january.
Its like if monday was 31 days long its awful.