*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair......
RC-XD incoming
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
School and Boot Camp are a lot alike, the only difference is that in school you don't have to get deployed to get shot at
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris
Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
What do you call a retreat in war? A back up plan
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
What is your arms favorite military branch? The army.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
why are we still fighting in darkness
mission failed soldier we will get em next time
