Winter jokes
So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.
And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.
In Antarctica, there are ice dicks for ladies to hop onto.
Little do they know I've been waiting for this moment.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
What do you call a wizard who uses Ice Magic? A: A Blizzard!
What do you call a cold Explain bear?
A brrr.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why is Santa always a b*tch, calling people names like, "Hoe, hoe, hoe?"
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Telling jokes is snow problem.