It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole? Because there is no well
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
Why do emo love the winter because the long sleeves
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots? He was picking his nose.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
What did the icicle say to the snow? "Why do you have to be so soft?"
The twin towers are like snowmen they fall and crumble
Knock knock Who's there Owl say Owl say who Yes they do
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
How do you find Will smith in the snow ?
You look for the fresh prints
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.