Winter jokes
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he saw the snow blower coming down the street.
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man?
Snowballs.
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What do tigers wear in the winter?
A striped sweater.
Where would a snowman go on his days off of work?
Snowhere.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.