I got kicked out of a hospital once, I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
I am still trying to figure out why paying the covid doctors a complement is so offensive. They even kicked me out and all I said was to stay positive...
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
covid said to stay 6 feet...i didn't think Kobe meant it literally
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
When Covid spreads through food but you realized you live in Africa.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID? Because he'd lose his sense of smell.