How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
Winter Jokes
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
