Winter jokes
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ice chains.
How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?
Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
S, ss, slalom. A.
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What car do elves drive?
Toy-yodas.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
How did Santa fit down the chimney?
He buttered it.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.